Jokes

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What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
“Wrap” music.

What do hip-hop artists do on Christmas?
Unwrap.

What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!

Where does Santa keep all his money?
At the local snow bank.

What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol?
Silent Night.

What do you call an old snowman?
Water!

What do you call a frozen elf hanging from the ceiling?
An elfcicle!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes or Ice Crispies.

What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle Smells!

Knock Knock
Who's there? Donut
Donut who?
Donut open til Christmas! 

Why is Santa so good at karate?
Cause he’s got a black belt.

What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad?
A pineapple!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Murray.
Murray who?
Murray Christmas, one and all!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pizza.
Pizza, who?
Pizza on earth, good will toward men!

Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?
Comet stayed home to clean the sink.

Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
Comet!

What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?
Chill out.

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree!

Where do the reindeer go to buy ice cream?
"Deery" Queen!

Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!

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